{"id":4923,"date":"2013-08-12T17:56:21","date_gmt":"2013-08-13T01:56:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=4923"},"modified":"2013-08-13T07:57:50","modified_gmt":"2013-08-13T15:57:50","slug":"a-teriyaki-salami-carnival","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2013\/08\/12\/a-teriyaki-salami-carnival\/","title":{"rendered":"A Teriyaki Salami Carnival"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Tsu.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Tsu\" width=\"350\" height=\"290\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4958\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Tsu.jpg 350w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Tsu-300x248.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/>Little G-Man&#8217;s been taking his vocab to new levels lately, but not without hitting some rather amusing potholes. Recent developments:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The boys have learned about omnivores, herbivores, and carnivores at Pasitos lately. Now when Henry sees a temporary gathering of rides &#038; attractions, he says, &#8220;Look, Dad-O, a carnivore! [carnival]&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>They&#8217;ve heard that our friend Juliana is a talented singer. &#8220;Dad-O, I think she&#8217;d be good at singing teriyaki [karaoke].&#8221;\n<\/li>\n<li>Near the beach the guys note warning signs that explain how to flee a giant wave. &#8220;See, this is the way we&#8217;d go to evacuate from a salami! [tsunami]&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little G-Man&#8217;s been taking his vocab to new levels lately, but not without hitting some rather amusing potholes. Recent developments: The boys have learned about omnivores, herbivores, and carnivores at Pasitos lately. Now when Henry sees a temporary gathering of rides &#038; attractions, he says, &#8220;Look, Dad-O, a carnivore! [carnival]&#8221; They&#8217;ve heard that our friend [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4923"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4923\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4975,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4923\/revisions\/4975"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}