{"id":4963,"date":"2013-08-24T06:14:41","date_gmt":"2013-08-24T14:14:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=4963"},"modified":"2013-08-24T06:14:41","modified_gmt":"2013-08-24T14:14:41","slug":"transient-witticisms-micronaxx-feasts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2013\/08\/24\/transient-witticisms-micronaxx-feasts\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: Micronaxx Feasts"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Finn&#8217;s stuffed, but he <em>swears<\/em> he\u2019ll find room for a donut: \u201cMy tummy has a garbage truck crusher-blade in it!\u201d<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O, when we grow up, we&#8217;re only going to eat pasta, bacon, and Nutella!&#8221; I&#8217;m way ahead of you, boys\u2014<em>way<\/em> ahead! #livingthedream<\/li>\n<li>I guess we can forget about the boys getting that big Crest endorsement deal: &#8220;This tastes like being electrocuted!!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Henry eyes a giant tank of horchata (super sugary rice milk), then presents me with a batting helmet: \u201cFill this up with it!\u201d\u00a0Best\/worst idea ever.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Krispies are for closers!!&#8221; \u2014 me, trying to bribe the boys into finishing their sandwiches<\/li>\n<li>Finn befouls our sheets with crumbs, sucks them up: &#8220;I&#8217;m a street sweeper!&#8221;\u00a0First time I&#8217;ve kicked someone out of bed for eating crackers.<\/li>\n<li>We call our food-distended tummies &#8220;food babies.&#8221; Henry pats his: &#8220;I&#8217;ve got a whole food <em>preschool<\/em> in mine!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You&#8217;ve gotta lay off that Coke, Dad-O,&#8221; Finn informs me. &#8220;You&#8217;re gonna end up allergic to water!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I&#8217;m <em>not<\/em> making a mess,&#8221; explains Henry, sprinkling Oat Squares on the carpet. &#8220;I&#8217;m making dinner for the ghost in the basement.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finn&#8217;s stuffed, but he swears he\u2019ll find room for a donut: \u201cMy tummy has a garbage truck crusher-blade in it!\u201d &#8220;Dad-O, when we grow up, we&#8217;re only going to eat pasta, bacon, and Nutella!&#8221; I&#8217;m way ahead of you, boys\u2014way ahead! #livingthedream I guess we can forget about the boys getting that big Crest endorsement [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4963"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5019,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4963\/revisions\/5019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}