{"id":5099,"date":"2013-10-02T21:59:09","date_gmt":"2013-10-03T05:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2013\/10\/02\/ma-belle\/"},"modified":"2013-10-02T22:08:20","modified_gmt":"2013-10-03T06:08:20","slug":"ma-belle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2013\/10\/02\/ma-belle\/","title":{"rendered":"Ma Belle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/phone.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Phone\" width=\"289\" height=\"193\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-5100\" \/>Tonight as Margot was enjoying a girls&#8217; night out, I heard the lads rustling around in the TV room. Henry was bumping the remote, trying to &#8220;accidentally&#8221; turn on the TV. As he &amp; Finn pondered how its little screen would light up, I heard Finn getting frustrated &amp; asked what was the matter.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well Dad-O,&#8221; he said, &#8220;there are a bunch of numbers on it, and I pressed 408-444-2565, but it&#8217;s not calling Mom-O!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I chuckled, complimented him on actually knowing her number, and then showed him how to dial the number on an <em>actual<\/em> telephone. Surprises never cease. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight as Margot was enjoying a girls&#8217; night out, I heard the lads rustling around in the TV room. Henry was bumping the remote, trying to &#8220;accidentally&#8221; turn on the TV. As he &amp; Finn pondered how its little screen would light up, I heard Finn getting frustrated &amp; asked what was the matter. &#8220;Well [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5099"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5099\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5101,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5099\/revisions\/5101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}