{"id":5186,"date":"2013-11-23T22:18:06","date_gmt":"2013-11-24T06:18:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=5186"},"modified":"2013-11-23T22:18:34","modified_gmt":"2013-11-24T06:18:34","slug":"scary-movie-better-bring-backup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2013\/11\/23\/scary-movie-better-bring-backup\/","title":{"rendered":"Scary movie? Better bring backup."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight as we watched <em>The Polar Express<\/em> (a fun Christmas movie with more than its fair share of weird, off-putting moments), G-Man got a little spooked and retreated to a position of safety behind the couch:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Polar.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Polar\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5187\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Polar.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Polar-200x200.jpg 200w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Polar-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We assured him that he had nothing to fear, and he quickly returned from his hideout to enjoy the rest of the show. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight as we watched The Polar Express (a fun Christmas movie with more than its fair share of weird, off-putting moments), G-Man got a little spooked and retreated to a position of safety behind the couch: We assured him that he had nothing to fear, and he quickly returned from his hideout to enjoy the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5186"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5190,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5186\/revisions\/5190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}