{"id":5226,"date":"2013-12-22T00:01:24","date_gmt":"2013-12-22T08:01:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=5226"},"modified":"2013-12-22T07:26:28","modified_gmt":"2013-12-22T15:26:28","slug":"the-revelations-of-henry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2013\/12\/22\/the-revelations-of-henry\/","title":{"rendered":"The Revelations of Henry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Fister-karma-300x183.jpg\" alt=\"Fister-karma-300x183\" width=\"300\" height=\"183\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-5264\" \/>Little G-Man&#8217;s mind has been blowing a lot recently:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Spotting some icy grass, Henry got breathless: &#8220;Dad-O, a man named Jack Frost visited our school, and he made everything icy!! For real!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Poor Hen was kinda busted up after he grabbed a cat tail and shoved it into a foam tube, thus stripping it to the stem: &#8220;Aaaagh, all my cat feathers are gone!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>When I pointed out a beautiful Fisker Karma (like the one pictured above), Henry remarked, &#8220;Dad-O, flat cars are the coolest! If we drove a [Lamborghini] Aventador, how would we even sit in it? Would we have to put the steering wheel on the ceiling?&#8221; Let&#8217;s cross that bridge the next time I have four hundred grand to drop on a car, kiddo. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little G-Man&#8217;s mind has been blowing a lot recently: Spotting some icy grass, Henry got breathless: &#8220;Dad-O, a man named Jack Frost visited our school, and he made everything icy!! For real!&#8221; Poor Hen was kinda busted up after he grabbed a cat tail and shoved it into a foam tube, thus stripping it to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5226"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5267,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5226\/revisions\/5267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}