{"id":5294,"date":"2014-01-04T22:46:46","date_gmt":"2014-01-05T06:46:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=5294"},"modified":"2014-01-04T22:46:46","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T06:46:46","slug":"nacks-on-a-plane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2014\/01\/04\/nacks-on-a-plane\/","title":{"rendered":"Nacks On A Plane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Man, I&#8217;m glad our flights didn&#8217;t get too screwed up in &#038; out of Denver,&#8221; said Margot just now. Well, give her credit for looking on the bright side of things. It&#8217;s true that our flights weren&#8217;t canceled, but look at the &#8220;fun&#8221; the boys &#038; I had while moldering on the tarmac for a couple of hours, awaiting the de-icing truck:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/instagram.com\/p\/ipVNzNTaUP\/embed\/\" width=\"530\" height=\"615\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowtransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Henry proceded to pass out, and then\u2014once we were in the air\u2014puke all over the place. (&#8220;Why didn&#8217;t you grab the barf bag??&#8221; demanded Finn, quite reasonably. Because your old man doesn&#8217;t have cat-like reflexes, son.) Amazingly, as we finally dragged our bones through the door in San Jose, Hen lit up and said\u2014without a hint of irony\u2014&#8221;That was the best trip <em>ever!<\/em>&#8221; ;-P<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Man, I&#8217;m glad our flights didn&#8217;t get too screwed up in &#038; out of Denver,&#8221; said Margot just now. Well, give her credit for looking on the bright side of things. It&#8217;s true that our flights weren&#8217;t canceled, but look at the &#8220;fun&#8221; the boys &#038; I had while moldering on the tarmac for a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5294"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5294\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5296,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5294\/revisions\/5296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}