{"id":5316,"date":"2014-01-08T09:25:05","date_gmt":"2014-01-08T17:25:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=5316"},"modified":"2014-01-08T09:47:18","modified_gmt":"2014-01-08T17:47:18","slug":"care-for-some-breadsticks-with-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2014\/01\/08\/care-for-some-breadsticks-with-that\/","title":{"rendered":"Care for Some Breadsticks With That?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/rarnchibone.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/rarnchibone.jpeg\" alt=\"rarnchibone\" width=\"224\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-5317\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/rarnchibone.jpeg 224w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/rarnchibone-200x200.jpeg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a>Finny described a new salad he&#8217;d devised for his leonine buddies yesterday morning, called &#8220;Rarnchibone.&#8221; Of course, young Henry had to follow suit with an owl-appropriate salad called &#8220;Hoonchibone.&#8221; Recipes follow:<\/p>\n<p>Rarnchibone consists of &#8220;A bunch of grapes, a hamburger patty on the top, lettuce, lots &#038; lots &#038; lots of berries. It&#8217;s the same for hoonchibone, but instead of a hamburger patty, it&#8217;s a mouse patty.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>#TheMoreYouKnow \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finny described a new salad he&#8217;d devised for his leonine buddies yesterday morning, called &#8220;Rarnchibone.&#8221; Of course, young Henry had to follow suit with an owl-appropriate salad called &#8220;Hoonchibone.&#8221; Recipes follow: Rarnchibone consists of &#8220;A bunch of grapes, a hamburger patty on the top, lettuce, lots &#038; lots &#038; lots of berries. It&#8217;s the same [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5316"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5316\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5321,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5316\/revisions\/5321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}