{"id":5447,"date":"2014-03-20T08:03:17","date_gmt":"2014-03-20T16:03:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=5447"},"modified":"2020-03-16T16:36:03","modified_gmt":"2020-03-16T23:36:03","slug":"erin-go-blam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2014\/03\/20\/erin-go-blam\/","title":{"rendered":"Erin Go BLAM!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Germans have a treacherous racetrack they&#8217;ve dubbed &#8220;The Green Hell.&#8221; I wouldn&#8217;t go that far in describing last Saturday&#8217;s festivities, but there <em>were<\/em> moments when, as somewhere between 12 &amp; 15 4-to-6-year-olds simultaneously tried to asphyxiate me, I thought, &#8220;Wow, I wish I were wearing a GoPro so that other people can see what it looks like to die this way.&#8221; \ud83d\ude1b Check me out (if you can even somehow see me) at the bottom of a tot-pile at our friends Jake &amp; Shay&#8217;s annual St. Paddy&#8217;s party:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Dogpile.jpg\" alt=\"Dogpile\" width=\"530\" height=\"532\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5448\"><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Brutalando_Doug.jpg\" alt=\"Brutalando_Doug\" width=\"381\" height=\"280\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5449\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Brutalando_Doug.jpg 381w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Brutalando_Doug-300x220.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 381px) 100vw, 381px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Germans have a treacherous racetrack they&#8217;ve dubbed &#8220;The Green Hell.&#8221; I wouldn&#8217;t go that far in describing last Saturday&#8217;s festivities, but there were moments when, as somewhere between 12 &amp; 15 4-to-6-year-olds simultaneously tried to asphyxiate me, I thought, &#8220;Wow, I wish I were wearing a GoPro so that other people can see what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[3,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","category-st-patricks-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5447"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8470,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5447\/revisions\/8470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}