{"id":5464,"date":"2014-03-30T07:21:41","date_gmt":"2014-03-30T15:21:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=5464"},"modified":"2014-03-30T07:23:17","modified_gmt":"2014-03-30T15:23:17","slug":"happiness-is-a-wet-son","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2014\/03\/30\/happiness-is-a-wet-son\/","title":{"rendered":"Happiness is a Wet Son"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;ideally wielding a baby sledgehammer in the rain amidst piles of broken wood &#038; nails. (Not pictured: Learning to ride a skateboard near said piles. KOBI rides again!!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/WetHen_lg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/WetHen.jpg\" alt=\"WetHen\" width=\"530\" height=\"398\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5465\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/WetHen.jpg 530w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/WetHen-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(And yes, Mom, I was holding his hand the whole time, keeping him away from any actual danger. :-p)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;ideally wielding a baby sledgehammer in the rain amidst piles of broken wood &#038; nails. (Not pictured: Learning to ride a skateboard near said piles. KOBI rides again!!) (And yes, Mom, I was holding his hand the whole time, keeping him away from any actual danger. :-p)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5464"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5468,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5464\/revisions\/5468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}