{"id":5469,"date":"2014-04-02T08:03:29","date_gmt":"2014-04-02T16:03:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=5469"},"modified":"2014-03-30T10:03:55","modified_gmt":"2014-03-30T18:03:55","slug":"transient-witticisms-anger-management","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2014\/04\/02\/transient-witticisms-anger-management\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: Anger Management"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>\u201cMake me breakfast or I\u2019ll smash your crotch off!!\u201d\u00a0<em>MAN<\/em>\u00a0do tantrums suck, but they can produce some unintended comedy.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O,&#8221; announces Finn, &#8220;if you don&#8217;t give me more sushi, I&#8217;m gonna gun you down!\u201d\u00a0<em>Aaaand<\/em>, maybe less NPR listening for <em>some<\/em>body.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;This is as high as I go,&#8221; yells a flustered Finn from play equipment, &#8220;and I don&#8217;t wanna fall, so I don&#8217;t need to catch a bunch of crap!!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>After a contentious morning Finn started poking my arm. &#8220;I&#8217;m pushing your buttons!!&#8221; And how!<\/li>\n<li>Margot to Finn: &#8220;You&#8217;re disrespectful.&#8221;<br \/>F: &#8220;<em>You&#8217;re<\/em> disrespectable!&#8221;<br \/>Ugh!<\/li>\n<li>Bareheaded Henry glowers at me: \u201cHmmph! I\u2019ll just use my frown as a hat!!\u201d<\/li>\n<li>A morose Finn sulks out of his room, post-timeout, carrying a homemade banner: \u201cFINNEGAN SUCS.\u201d Ay, dios m\u00edo\u2026!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMake me breakfast or I\u2019ll smash your crotch off!!\u201d\u00a0MAN\u00a0do tantrums suck, but they can produce some unintended comedy. &#8220;Dad-O,&#8221; announces Finn, &#8220;if you don&#8217;t give me more sushi, I&#8217;m gonna gun you down!\u201d\u00a0Aaaand, maybe less NPR listening for somebody. &#8220;This is as high as I go,&#8221; yells a flustered Finn from play equipment, &#8220;and I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5469"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5469\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5477,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5469\/revisions\/5477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}