{"id":5483,"date":"2014-04-08T08:24:21","date_gmt":"2014-04-08T15:24:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=5483"},"modified":"2014-04-07T19:26:01","modified_gmt":"2014-04-08T02:26:01","slug":"transient-witticisms-nacksnaxx","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2014\/04\/08\/transient-witticisms-nacksnaxx\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: Nacksnaxx"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>I catch Henry holding his sandwich over the warm vent. &#8220;I&#8217;m making a grilled cheese,&#8221; he explains.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cDad-O, I\u2019m giving you an example,\u201d says Henry. \u201cLike when you walk by the food court &amp; they give you a chicken example.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m trying to explain Easter being a &#8220;movable feast&#8221; when Finn breaks in: &#8220;Yeah yeah, a movable <em>candy<\/em> feast, I get it.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>After listening to a war photographer, Henry tells his sock monkey, \u201cBruce ate a BBQ monkey leg\u2014but don\u2019t worry, it wasn\u2019t your family.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Finnster, emerging from raiding the snack cabinet: &#8220;Look, Dad-O, I&#8217;ve got a Finny-positive chocolate chip Z Bar!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I told the boys about KitTea, a (real) proposed tea house full of gatos. &#8220;No, Dad-O!&#8221; said Henry. &#8220;We don&#8217;t want to eat cats!!\u201d<\/li>\n<li>The boys have set up a lemonade stand out front to sell homemade \u201cpuke\u201d for $3. (\u201cI can\u2019t believe no one is buying our puke!!\u201d)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Mom-O, you know what&#8217;s fun about your dad?&#8221; asks Finn. &#8220;He&#8217;s fun to be around, and he makes SUPER delicious buttered popcorn!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>\u201cWe get to eat the pot tonight!\u201d a preschooler just told me. Er, that\u2019s potLUCK, son.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I catch Henry holding his sandwich over the warm vent. &#8220;I&#8217;m making a grilled cheese,&#8221; he explains. \u201cDad-O, I\u2019m giving you an example,\u201d says Henry. \u201cLike when you walk by the food court &amp; they give you a chicken example.\u201d I&#8217;m trying to explain Easter being a &#8220;movable feast&#8221; when Finn breaks in: &#8220;Yeah yeah, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5483"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5483\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5486,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5483\/revisions\/5486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}