{"id":5488,"date":"2014-04-10T09:49:37","date_gmt":"2014-04-10T16:49:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=5488"},"modified":"2014-04-08T09:50:09","modified_gmt":"2014-04-08T16:50:09","slug":"transient-witticisms-slingin-the-slang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2014\/04\/10\/transient-witticisms-slingin-the-slang\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: Slingin&#8217; the Slang"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Rookie dad-move: Acknowledging a bad word heard on the radio. Immediate aftermath: \u201cHey Finn, let\u2019s chant \u2018Badass.\u2019 BadASS, BadASS\u2026!!\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Finn\u2019s decorated our street-facing window with math equations\u2014in Spanish! So proud.<br \/>He\u2019s also added the word \u201cmofo.\u201d So, ehhh\u2026<\/li>\n<li>Finn appeared by our bed this AM with a clipboard, marker, &amp; inexplicable Freud accent. \u201cDo you vant your day to start vith \u2018no\u2019 or \u2018yes?\u2019\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Finn cocks his head in curiosity at saline sinus spray. \u201cI would call this \u2018Nose Champagne.\u2019\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Finn introduces his new red lion to my childhood Red Kitty: &#8220;It&#8217;s your brother from another mother!\u201d<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O, what about &#8216;ridunkulous&#8217;?&#8221; asks Finn. &#8220;It&#8217;s more ridiculous than &#8216;ridonkulous!'&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Asia intrigues Finn: \u201cThose planets have a lot of \u2018knees.\u2019 Japa-knees, Chi-knees\u2026 And Germany has only one \u2018knee.&#8217;\u201d<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O, you shouldn&#8217;t draw graffiti on things,&#8221; admonishes Henry. &#8220;That&#8217;s called &#8216;fertilizing.'&#8221;\u00a0(Er, &#8220;vandalizing,&#8221; son. :-))<\/li>\n<li>Our friends&#8217; 2-year-old calls fish &#8220;glub glubs.&#8221; Finn&#8217;s intrigued: &#8220;Does he call sharks &#8216;killer glub glubs?\u2019&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>At 7:38am Margot is teaching the boys the proper use of the term \u201cbuzzkill.\u201d I love my family. \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li>Finn: &#8220;Why is it &#8216;pee&#8217; and &#8216;pull&#8217;\u2014&#8217;people&#8217;?\u201d<br \/>Henry: &#8220;Yeah, what do people pull?&#8221;<br \/>Finn: &#8220;Your leg!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rookie dad-move: Acknowledging a bad word heard on the radio. Immediate aftermath: \u201cHey Finn, let\u2019s chant \u2018Badass.\u2019 BadASS, BadASS\u2026!!\u201d Finn\u2019s decorated our street-facing window with math equations\u2014in Spanish! So proud.He\u2019s also added the word \u201cmofo.\u201d So, ehhh\u2026 Finn appeared by our bed this AM with a clipboard, marker, &amp; inexplicable Freud accent. \u201cDo you vant [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5488"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5489,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5488\/revisions\/5489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}