{"id":5668,"date":"2014-07-02T07:31:44","date_gmt":"2014-07-02T14:31:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=5668"},"modified":"2014-07-02T07:34:21","modified_gmt":"2014-07-02T14:34:21","slug":"every-day-im-shovelin-no-poo-poo-sandwich-required","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2014\/07\/02\/every-day-im-shovelin-no-poo-poo-sandwich-required\/","title":{"rendered":"Every Day I&#8217;m Shovelin&#8217; (no poo-poo sandwich required)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I keep meaning to record &#038; post the bizarre little song the boys composed to celebrate our &#8220;Guys&#8217; Night&#8221; outings. Its singsong lyrics in full:<\/p>\n<p><em>Midnight!<br \/>\nBug bite!<br \/>\nTryin&#8217; a bite of my poo-poo sandwich!!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Apparently Guys&#8217; Night is all about transgression &#038; chow, so it kinda works. \ud83d\ude42 Anyway, last night I took the dudes out for some Five Guys burgers (<em>faaaar<\/em> more delicious than the sandwich in the song), and Henry celebrated by walking on the giant piles of potatoes:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Guy5.jpg\" alt=\"Guy 5\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5674\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Guy5.jpg 530w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Guy5-200x200.jpg 200w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Guy5-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Afterwards the guys happened across the trunkful of birthday presents I&#8217;d recently scored (shovels &#8220;Seymour Jr.&#8221; for Henry &#038; fold-up &#8220;Root Chop&#8221; for Finn). They were pretty pumped\u2014Hen especially!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Shovelife.gif\" alt=\"Shovelife\" width=\"530\" height=\"398\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5670\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I keep meaning to record &#038; post the bizarre little song the boys composed to celebrate our &#8220;Guys&#8217; Night&#8221; outings. Its singsong lyrics in full: Midnight! Bug bite! Tryin&#8217; a bite of my poo-poo sandwich!! Apparently Guys&#8217; Night is all about transgression &#038; chow, so it kinda works. \ud83d\ude42 Anyway, last night I took the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5668"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5668\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5676,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5668\/revisions\/5676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}