{"id":5872,"date":"2014-10-27T10:03:03","date_gmt":"2014-10-27T17:03:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=5872"},"modified":"2014-10-27T10:04:24","modified_gmt":"2014-10-27T17:04:24","slug":"haircut-hooligans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2014\/10\/27\/haircut-hooligans\/","title":{"rendered":"Haircut Hooligans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kids these days, with their crazy long hair\u2026!<\/p>\n<p>The dudes implored me not to take them for haircuts last weekend so that they could really do up their \u2018dos for this past Friday&#8217;s Crazy Hair Day at school. Check out Mom-O\u2019s fun styling job:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/CrazyHair_sm.gif\" alt=\"Crazy Hair\" width=\"530\" height=\"403\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5874\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kids these days, with their crazy long hair\u2026! The dudes implored me not to take them for haircuts last weekend so that they could really do up their \u2018dos for this past Friday&#8217;s Crazy Hair Day at school. Check out Mom-O\u2019s fun styling job:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5872"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5876,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5872\/revisions\/5876"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}