{"id":5880,"date":"2014-10-28T07:19:41","date_gmt":"2014-10-28T14:19:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=5880"},"modified":"2014-10-28T16:30:56","modified_gmt":"2014-10-28T23:30:56","slug":"no-escape-from-the-caution-tape","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2014\/10\/28\/no-escape-from-the-caution-tape\/","title":{"rendered":"No Escape from the Caution Tape"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know that thing where you\u2019re enjoying an ostensibly quiet Saturday afternoon on the couch, and then one kid comes inside insisting that you close your eyes, take his hand, and follow him outside to see what he\u2019s done to his brother? Yeah, I know that thing. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"IMG_0151-EFFECTS.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/IMG_0151-EFFECTS1.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0151 EFFECTS\" width=\"530\" height=\"706\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/CautionTape.jpg\" alt=\"Caution Tape\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5883\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/CautionTape.jpg 530w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/CautionTape-200x200.jpg 200w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/CautionTape-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know that thing where you\u2019re enjoying an ostensibly quiet Saturday afternoon on the couch, and then one kid comes inside insisting that you close your eyes, take his hand, and follow him outside to see what he\u2019s done to his brother? Yeah, I know that thing. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5880","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5880"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5880\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5885,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5880\/revisions\/5885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}