{"id":6076,"date":"2015-01-25T18:31:07","date_gmt":"2015-01-26T02:31:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=6076"},"modified":"2015-01-25T18:31:07","modified_gmt":"2015-01-26T02:31:07","slug":"tooth-fairy-facts-by-finnegan-nack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2015\/01\/25\/tooth-fairy-facts-by-finnegan-nack\/","title":{"rendered":"Tooth Fairy Facts, by Finnegan Nack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had no idea about all this\u2014did you?\u2014but according to the newly de-incisored Finnster:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The tooth fairy lives in your heart.<\/li>\n<li>When you lose a tooth, she flies up out of your mouth to get it.<\/li>\n<li>Her husband is a strong dwarf who pries your mouth open.<\/li>\n<li>Once you run out of baby teeth, you don\u2019t see her again.<\/li>\n<li>It\u2019s unclear whether she reappears if you get old &amp; lose teeth.<\/li>\n<li>Your fairy is as old as you are. When you\u2019re 80 years old, she\u2019s 80 years old.<\/li>\n<li>When she goes back into your mouth, a piece of money flies out of her pocket.<\/li>\n<li>She puts your teeth into a big bag so that when she loses a tooth, she can put in one of yours.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had no idea about all this\u2014did you?\u2014but according to the newly de-incisored Finnster: The tooth fairy lives in your heart. When you lose a tooth, she flies up out of your mouth to get it. Her husband is a strong dwarf who pries your mouth open. Once you run out of baby teeth, you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6076","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6076","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6076"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6076\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6077,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6076\/revisions\/6077"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}