{"id":6340,"date":"2015-06-03T09:27:37","date_gmt":"2015-06-03T16:27:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=6340"},"modified":"2015-06-04T07:50:57","modified_gmt":"2015-06-04T14:50:57","slug":"bros-behold-lowes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2015\/06\/03\/bros-behold-lowes\/","title":{"rendered":"Bros Behold Lowe&#8217;s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Awesome parenting technique:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Take dudes to In-n-Out Burger.\n<\/li>\n<li>Take their calorie-amped little bods to Lowe&#8217;s to burn off energy.\n<\/li>\n<li>Delight them by buying four bucks&#8217; worth of &#8220;treats&#8221; (e.g. paint funnel, bucket).\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Witness the results!<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Punch it, Dad-O!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/PunchIt.gif\" alt=\"PunchIt\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6339\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Watch That Child&#8221;? I&#8217;d rather not. :-p<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/WatchChild.gif\" alt=\"WatchChild\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6336\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Portrait of Hannibal Lecter as a Young Man.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Lecter.gif\" alt=\"Lecter\" width=\"530\" height=\"602\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6337\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>No tears in a bucket&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/BucketMan.gif\" alt=\"BucketMan\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6338\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Awesome parenting technique: Take dudes to In-n-Out Burger. Take their calorie-amped little bods to Lowe&#8217;s to burn off energy. Delight them by buying four bucks&#8217; worth of &#8220;treats&#8221; (e.g. paint funnel, bucket). Witness the results! &#8220;Punch it, Dad-O!&#8221; &#8220;Watch That Child&#8221;? I&#8217;d rather not. :-p Portrait of Hannibal Lecter as a Young Man. No tears [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6340"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6345,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6340\/revisions\/6345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}