{"id":6642,"date":"2015-11-25T11:34:18","date_gmt":"2015-11-25T19:34:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=6642"},"modified":"2015-11-25T11:51:41","modified_gmt":"2015-11-25T19:51:41","slug":"funny-finny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2015\/11\/25\/funny-finny\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Finny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Observing me lingering at home instead of hopping on my bike the other day, Finn asked, \u201cHey Dad, can I call you \u2018Dingleberry,\u2019 because I notice you keep hanging around.\u201d :-p\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"NewImage.png\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/NewImage.png\" alt=\"NewImage\" width=\"225\" height=\"224\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The boy has been on a tear lately, working on puns for his classmate &amp; periodically disappearing into his room to write jokes that he emerges to test out on us. Some recent faves:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u201cWhat kind of school does a Toyota go to? Prius-school.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>\u201cWhat do you call an otter that\u2019s in the movies? Harry Otter.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cWhat did the guy say when he was flying around on a magic broom? &#8216;This really sweeps me off my feet.\u2019&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>\u201cWhat did the chef use up on his new rolling pin? All his dough.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cWhat state does the Easter Bunny live in? Egguador.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Thank you, he&#8217;ll be here all week! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Observing me lingering at home instead of hopping on my bike the other day, Finn asked, \u201cHey Dad, can I call you \u2018Dingleberry,\u2019 because I notice you keep hanging around.\u201d :-p\u00a0 The boy has been on a tear lately, working on puns for his classmate &amp; periodically disappearing into his room to write jokes that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6642"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6642\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6650,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6642\/revisions\/6650"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}