{"id":7281,"date":"2017-02-12T21:24:34","date_gmt":"2017-02-13T05:24:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=7281"},"modified":"2017-02-12T21:24:34","modified_gmt":"2017-02-13T05:24:34","slug":"sweet-child-o-mine-literally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2017\/02\/12\/sweet-child-o-mine-literally\/","title":{"rendered":"Sweet child o&#8217; mine\u2014literally"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>&#8220;Ohhhh!!&#8221;<\/em> said Hen, cackling as he saw this bit of silliness I whipped up, &#8220;Get those off the screen &#038; <em>put them in my mouth!!&#8221;<\/em> That kid has never met a carbohydrate he didn&#8217;t like, so it was fun to make him this tasty morsel.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Hen-Candy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"530\" height=\"280\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7293\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Hen-Candy.jpg 1060w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Hen-Candy-300x158.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Hen-Candy-768x406.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Hen-Candy-1024x541.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Ohhhh!!&#8221; said Hen, cackling as he saw this bit of silliness I whipped up, &#8220;Get those off the screen &#038; put them in my mouth!!&#8221; That kid has never met a carbohydrate he didn&#8217;t like, so it was fun to make him this tasty morsel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7281"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7294,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7281\/revisions\/7294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}