{"id":83,"date":"2008-06-18T11:22:17","date_gmt":"2008-06-18T19:22:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=83"},"modified":"2008-06-18T11:22:17","modified_gmt":"2008-06-18T19:22:17","slug":"finn-nack-great-white","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2008\/06\/18\/finn-nack-great-white\/","title":{"rendered":"Finn Nack, Great White"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Just when you thought it was safe to go near the play mat&#8230;<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;daaaah NUH, daaaah NUH, daaaah NUH&#8230;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=0 align=left hspace=\"10\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/finnegan\/images\/roy_scheider_sm.jpg\" width=\"210\" height=\"110\">We used to think that Finnegan was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/finnegan\/2008\/04\/calling_all_whales.html\">part whale<\/a>, but now we know the truth: he&#8217;s actually a voracious Great White Shark!  Make the mistake of venturing too near his maw, and you&#8217;ll soon feel like Roy Scheider in <i>Jaws.<\/i>  <\/p>\n<p>The kid&#8217;s devotion to getting anything &#038; everything possible into his boca is impressive&#8211;and it&#8217;s *growing* :-).  Behold what happened just after I tried to wipe away a little drool:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/otJUhQHmAP4\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/otJUhQHmAP4\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just when you thought it was safe to go near the play mat&#8230; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;daaaah NUH, daaaah NUH, daaaah NUH&#8230; We used to think that Finnegan was part whale, but now we know the truth: he&#8217;s actually a voracious Great White Shark! Make the mistake of venturing too near his maw, and you&#8217;ll soon feel like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}