- Food:
- “Dad-O, I wish we lived in the United Steaks,” declares Finn. “Leo & I just *looove* meat!”
- “Dad-O, I don’t like McDonald’s pickles.”
“But you like other pickles, right?”
“Yeah, but McDonald’s pickles are made in China.”
What?? - Margot: (squeezing Henry’s toes) “This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home.”
Henry: “No he didn’t!”
Margot: “He didn’t? What did he do?”
Henry: “He went to Mojo Burger! And this one went to the pizza place!” - Hair:
- “My hair got in my eyes, Dad-O,” reported shaggy Finn, “but I just put Leo on my head [he demonstrates]. He’s my hair clip!”
- Finn, trying to stall bedtime: “Dad-O, here’s a deal: go cut off your whiskers & do your homework, then come back and cuddle with me.”
- Science:
- Halloween fun with the tots: Margot: “What if grandma & grandpa were ghosts?” Henry: “Nooo! They have to be humans! (Silly Mom-O.)”
- Morning science questions: Finn: “Dad-O, why is Santa octurnal?”
Henry: “Yeah, like bats & owls & apostles?”
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