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Transient Witticisms: Anger Management

  • “Make me breakfast or I’ll smash your crotch off!!” MAN do tantrums suck, but they can produce some unintended comedy.
  • “Dad-O,” announces Finn, “if you don’t give me more sushi, I’m gonna gun you down!” Aaaand, maybe less NPR listening for somebody.
  • “This is as high as I go,” yells a flustered Finn from play equipment, “and I don’t wanna fall, so I don’t need to catch a bunch of crap!!”
  • After a contentious morning Finn started poking my arm. “I’m pushing your buttons!!” And how!
  • Margot to Finn: “You’re disrespectful.”
    F: “You’re disrespectable!”
    Ugh!
  • Bareheaded Henry glowers at me: “Hmmph! I’ll just use my frown as a hat!!”
  • A morose Finn sulks out of his room, post-timeout, carrying a homemade banner: “FINNEGAN SUCS.” Ay, dios mío…!

One reply on “Transient Witticisms: Anger Management”

I just finished making a Bowdler-ized version of MIA’s new ‘Matangi’ album for Anja, so we can give up on coughing/talking over the bad words while listening. 🙂

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