{"id":103,"date":"2008-07-19T16:20:59","date_gmt":"2008-07-20T00:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=103"},"modified":"2008-07-19T16:20:59","modified_gmt":"2008-07-20T00:20:59","slug":"a-joke-as-told-by-finn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2008\/07\/19\/a-joke-as-told-by-finn\/","title":{"rendered":"A joke, as told by Finn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Knock knock!<br \/>\nWho&#8217;s there?<br \/>\n<i>{scary-guy voice} <b>GET IN MY MOUTH!!<\/b><\/i><br \/>\n\ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nFollow up:<br \/>\nKnock knock!<br \/>\nWho&#8217;s there?<br \/>\n<i>Get in my hands&#8230;<br \/>\ngood, good&#8230;<br \/>\n{scary-guy voice} now <b>GET IN MY MOUTH!!!<\/b><\/i><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=0 align=left hspace=\"10\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/finnegan\/images\/tinypix\/goats_sm.jpg\" width=\"310\" height=\"154\">In short, getting stuff into his mouth is pretty much the singular punchline in the Finnster&#8217;s life these days.  He reminds me of the goat speaking in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/node\/40091\">an article<\/a> on The Onion: <i>&#8220;I bet you got a nice pant leg. Lemme chew a hole in it. I could chew it until you yanked it out of my mouth. If you don&#8217;t mind. I&#8217;m telling you, I could use a little something to chomp on&#8230;&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Knock knock! Who&#8217;s there? {scary-guy voice} GET IN MY MOUTH!! \ud83d\ude09 Follow up: Knock knock! Who&#8217;s there? Get in my hands&#8230; good, good&#8230; {scary-guy voice} now GET IN MY MOUTH!!! In short, getting stuff into his mouth is pretty much the singular punchline in the Finnster&#8217;s life these days. He reminds me of the goat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10031,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions\/10031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}