{"id":3695,"date":"2012-06-06T15:24:25","date_gmt":"2012-06-06T23:24:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3695"},"modified":"2012-06-07T08:55:24","modified_gmt":"2012-06-07T16:55:24","slug":"transient-witticisms-dinner-a-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/06\/06\/transient-witticisms-dinner-a-movie\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: Dinner &#038; A Movie"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Food:<\/li>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/wordBalloon_TR.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Teddy\" width=\"150\" height=\"128\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-3699\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I taught the boys a bit about Teddy Roosevelt. <br \/>&#8220;&#8216;Speak softly&#8230;'&#8221; whispers Finn.<br \/>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; says Henry, &#8220;&#8216;&#8230;and carry a big snack!'&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Finn&#8217;s growing antsy after dinner out. &#8220;I wanna do that dash-and-dine technique!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>After the dentist we went to Wienerschnitzel for what Finn dubs &#8220;emergency corn dogs.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Finn&#8217;s skeptical that Leo could&#8217;ve been bathed\/dried so fast. (Margot had swapped Leos.) &#8220;I guess Mom-O must&#8217;ve put him in the panini press&#8230;&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>Cinema:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>The boys hear movie quotes on NPR.<br \/>Finn to Henry: &#8220;You can&#8217;t\u00a0<em>handle<\/em>\u00a0the truth!&#8221;<br \/>Henry, indignant: &#8220;I\u00a0<em>can<\/em>\u00a0handle the truth!!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Finn holds his filthy lion blankie to his nose, huffing deeply. &#8220;He&#8217;s a 4yo Dennis Hopper,&#8221; says his proud mom.<\/li>\n<li>Naked Finn channels <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/There_Will_Be_Blood\">Daniel Day-Lewis<\/a>: &#8220;If you&#8217;ve got a fruit bar, &amp; I&#8217;ve got a fruit bar, I stretch\u00a0<em>acroooooss<\/em>\u00a0the room&#8230; I. Eat. Your.\u00a0<em>Fruit bar!!&#8221;<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>Star Wars:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>Henry puts his bib over his face. &#8220;Now I&#8217;m Darth Vader!&#8221; Then he spins it around back to make his cape.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;&#8216;Benefits?'&#8221; asks an incredulous Finn, listening to NPR. &#8220;It&#8217;s actually\u00a0<em>Boba<\/em>\u00a0Fetts!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Food: I taught the boys a bit about Teddy Roosevelt. &#8220;&#8216;Speak softly&#8230;&#8217;&#8221; whispers Finn.&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; says Henry, &#8220;&#8216;&#8230;and carry a big snack!&#8217;&#8221; Finn&#8217;s growing antsy after dinner out. &#8220;I wanna do that dash-and-dine technique!&#8221; After the dentist we went to Wienerschnitzel for what Finn dubs &#8220;emergency corn dogs.&#8221; Finn&#8217;s skeptical that Leo could&#8217;ve been bathed\/dried so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3695"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3700,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3695\/revisions\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}