{"id":3852,"date":"2012-07-21T10:41:56","date_gmt":"2012-07-21T18:41:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3852"},"modified":"2012-07-21T10:42:03","modified_gmt":"2012-07-21T18:42:03","slug":"transient-witticisms-chowhounds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/07\/21\/transient-witticisms-chowhounds\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: Chow Hounds"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Sugar highs:\n<ul>\n<li>The boys wake up, bouncing around.<br \/>Finn: &#8220;We need donuts to be little champs!!&#8221;<br \/>Henry: &#8220;Yeah, I don&#8217;t have ENERGY. I&#8217;m a lazy BONE!!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Finn emerges from his nap, whispering: &#8220;Remember our plan? [sings quietly] &#8216;Sugar in the mornin&#8217;, sugar in the evenin&#8217;, sugar at suppertime!'&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>My workout terminology intrigues Finn. &#8220;&#8216;Flat flies&#8217;? Sounds like you&#8217;re making fly pancakes.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Henry turns to me: &#8220;Dad-O, I&#8217;m a pickle.&#8221;<br \/>Me: &#8220;A&#8230; what?<br \/>H: &#8220;Yeah: I&#8217;m picking my boogies.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Pretzel power:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>Southwest Airlines must season their pretzels with &#8220;bath salts,&#8221; given Finn&#8217;s reaction. &#8220;Aaagh, I want to suck your arm hair!!&#8221; (I suggest that he enjoy his own. &#8220;But I just have peach fuzz!!&#8221; he protests.)<\/li>\n<li>I hear the boys singing in the kitchen: &#8220;Auntie Laura&#8217;s pretzels bring all the boys to the yard\/That&#8217;s right, they&#8217;re better than yours\u2026&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>Proud Moments In Fatherhood: 4yo nudist streaks past brandishing a beef jerky stick while chanting, &#8220;Bang me in the head with a meat stick!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sugar highs: The boys wake up, bouncing around.Finn: &#8220;We need donuts to be little champs!!&#8221;Henry: &#8220;Yeah, I don&#8217;t have ENERGY. I&#8217;m a lazy BONE!!&#8221; Finn emerges from his nap, whispering: &#8220;Remember our plan? [sings quietly] &#8216;Sugar in the mornin&#8217;, sugar in the evenin&#8217;, sugar at suppertime!&#8217;&#8221; My workout terminology intrigues Finn. &#8220;&#8216;Flat flies&#8217;? Sounds like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3852"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3858,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3852\/revisions\/3858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}