{"id":4372,"date":"2013-01-20T20:29:27","date_gmt":"2013-01-21T04:29:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=4372"},"modified":"2013-01-21T09:10:24","modified_gmt":"2013-01-21T17:10:24","slug":"gone-baby-gone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2013\/01\/20\/gone-baby-gone\/","title":{"rendered":"Gone Baby Gone!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Without any forewarning and without any fanfare whatsoever, Finny lost two of his lower incisors today while biting into a Rice Krispie Treat at a birthday party! Check it out below!<\/p>\n<p><i>[I had no warning from Finny (no mentions of teeth wiggling, pain, etc.), so I was quite shocked at the party. In retrospect, I&#8217;d noticed earlier in the day that one of his teeth seemed to be turned, but I didn&#8217;t give it a lot of thought. (I mean, how much does one stare into other people&#8217;s mouths, anyway?) The teeth were utterly gone, leading me to think that Finn had simply eaten them, but later he reported, &#8220;I though they were hard Krispies, so I threw them into the grass!&#8221; Yeesh.<\/p>\n<p>Now we have to figure out the going rate for teeth these days. (Half dollars like my parents got me are hard to come by at 9pm on a Sunday night.) We just don&#8217;t want to overpay lest the boys get any <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/images\/familycircus.jpg\">terrible ideas<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and Finn&#8217;s kinda fascinated by his new relationship with Leo, the lion blankie who&#8217;s always clenched his mouth. &#8220;You know what&#8217;s weird, Mom-O? Now that my teeth are gone, I can just pull Leo out of my mouth without opening it! He comes right through the hole!&#8221; &#8211;J.]<\/i><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/DrTeeth.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"DrTeeth\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/DrTeeth.png 612w, https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/DrTeeth-200x200.png 200w, https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/DrTeeth-300x300.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Without any forewarning and without any fanfare whatsoever, Finny lost two of his lower incisors today while biting into a Rice Krispie Treat at a birthday party! Check it out below! [I had no warning from Finny (no mentions of teeth wiggling, pain, etc.), so I was quite shocked at the party. In retrospect, I&#8217;d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4372"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4372\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4381,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4372\/revisions\/4381"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}