{"id":4400,"date":"2013-02-04T09:44:19","date_gmt":"2013-02-04T17:44:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=4400"},"modified":"2013-02-04T09:45:11","modified_gmt":"2013-02-04T17:45:11","slug":"a-great-terrible-discovery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2013\/02\/04\/a-great-terrible-discovery\/","title":{"rendered":"A Great &#038; Terrible Discovery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh boy&#8230; During a little car washing yesterday, Finn was like the <a href=\"http:\/\/lyndseywylie.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/05\/2001-ape.jpg\">bone-tossing ape<\/a> in <em>2001<\/em>: he chucked a sodden paper towel towards the trash, but accidentally nailed the garage wall\u2014where it stuck! <em>Man<\/em> was he excited, and it was &#8220;game on&#8221; from there. I smile &#038; wince (&#8220;swince&#8221;?) as I remember making that same discovery with my cousins &#038; friends. Oh, the wet, kinetic mischief that followed&#8230; Well, enjoy, my boy. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Toweley_lg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Toweley.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Toweley\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4401\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Toweley.jpg 612w, https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Toweley-200x200.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Toweley-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh boy&#8230; During a little car washing yesterday, Finn was like the bone-tossing ape in 2001: he chucked a sodden paper towel towards the trash, but accidentally nailed the garage wall\u2014where it stuck! Man was he excited, and it was &#8220;game on&#8221; from there. I smile &#038; wince (&#8220;swince&#8221;?) as I remember making that same [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4400"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4405,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4400\/revisions\/4405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}