{"id":5625,"date":"2014-06-09T15:26:07","date_gmt":"2014-06-09T22:26:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=5625"},"modified":"2014-06-09T16:31:15","modified_gmt":"2014-06-09T23:31:15","slug":"ziplining-padre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2014\/06\/09\/ziplining-padre\/","title":{"rendered":"Ziplining Padre"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When a guy&#8217;s wife &#038; kids are off living it up on a glass-bottom boat, what&#8217;s he to do? Naturally he gets trussed up with a bunch of nerds, rides up a mountain on a Unimog, and then ziplines his head off (fortunately not literally!). \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Though it&#8217;s a tad off-topic for the Micronaxx blog, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jnack\/sets\/72157644684503837\/show\/\">here&#8217;s a little gallery<\/a> of the adventure. (As for the boat trip, Margot&#8217;s phone crapped out, so we&#8217;ll just have to imagine Pancho the Sea Lion &#038; the peanut-eating fish (which sounds like a crappy &#8217;90&#8217;s band).)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jnack\/sets\/72157644684503837\/show\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Ziplining-Padre.jpg\" alt=\"Ziplining-Padre\" width=\"530\" height=\"491\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5627\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Ziplining-Padre.jpg 530w, https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Ziplining-Padre-300x277.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When a guy&#8217;s wife &#038; kids are off living it up on a glass-bottom boat, what&#8217;s he to do? Naturally he gets trussed up with a bunch of nerds, rides up a mountain on a Unimog, and then ziplines his head off (fortunately not literally!). \ud83d\ude42 Though it&#8217;s a tad off-topic for the Micronaxx blog, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5625"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5625\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5630,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5625\/revisions\/5630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}