{"id":5898,"date":"2014-11-03T03:50:27","date_gmt":"2014-11-03T11:50:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=5898"},"modified":"2014-11-02T20:48:43","modified_gmt":"2014-11-03T04:48:43","slug":"half-moon-play","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2014\/11\/03\/half-moon-play\/","title":{"rendered":"Half Moon Play"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Following our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2014\/11\/02\/haunted-hangar\/\">trip to the aviation museum<\/a>, I drove the dudes to Half Moon Bay&#8217;s famous pumpkin patches. It&#8217;s something we&#8217;d wanted to do for years, but traffic horror stories kept us from chancing it. This year, though, with Mom-O in Seattle for the weekend, I figured, hey, I&#8217;m going to be on the hook for keeping these guys safe &#038; entertained, so why not do so while they&#8217;re physically restrained? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>I had fun filling the boys with sugar, then letting them burn if off by dead-lifting giant pumpkins &#038; wheeling them around. Back at the ranch we applied kitchen knives, crowbars, and shovels to the pumpkin-carving process\u2014and somehow no one lost a digit!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jnack\/sets\/72157648687782588\/\">Check out the gallery<\/a> from our adventure, and see also the crazy high-speed &#8220;hyperlapse&#8221; video below.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jnack\/sets\/72157648687782588\/show\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/KingOfTheStones-1.gif\" alt=\"King Of The Stones\" width=\"530\" height=\"440\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5899\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"530\" height=\"298\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ugZ1o-0VM9s\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jnack\/sets\/72157648687782588\/show\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/TruckOLantern.jpg\" alt=\"Truck-O-Lantern\" width=\"530\" height=\"743\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5901\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/TruckOLantern.jpg 530w, https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/TruckOLantern-213x300.jpg 213w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Following our trip to the aviation museum, I drove the dudes to Half Moon Bay&#8217;s famous pumpkin patches. It&#8217;s something we&#8217;d wanted to do for years, but traffic horror stories kept us from chancing it. This year, though, with Mom-O in Seattle for the weekend, I figured, hey, I&#8217;m going to be on the hook [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-halloween","category-photos","category-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5898"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5898\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5905,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5898\/revisions\/5905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}