{"id":7593,"date":"2017-12-14T17:51:34","date_gmt":"2017-12-15T01:51:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=7593"},"modified":"2017-12-14T17:51:34","modified_gmt":"2017-12-15T01:51:34","slug":"goats-beware","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2017\/12\/14\/goats-beware\/","title":{"rendered":"Goats Beware!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWaste not, want not\u201d\u2014true, but you might gain an unwanted reputation!<\/p>\n<p>Around our house I (\u201cThe Goat\u201d) am infamous for finishing off others\u2019 chow a little too quickly\u2014something I\u2019ve largely stopped doing, though Finn will <em>never<\/em>\u00a0let me off the hook for decapitating his gingerbread man years ago. In any case, this week I discovered that each boy had surrounded his cookie &#8220;Masterpiece\u201d with cautionary text aimed my way. As you can see from Henry\u2019s, it was \u201cThe opposite of Bon Appetite for Dad today!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"NewImage.png\" src=\"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/NewImage-16.png\" alt=\"NewImage\" width=\"530\" height=\"487\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWaste not, want not\u201d\u2014true, but you might gain an unwanted reputation! Around our house I (\u201cThe Goat\u201d) am infamous for finishing off others\u2019 chow a little too quickly\u2014something I\u2019ve largely stopped doing, though Finn will never\u00a0let me off the hook for decapitating his gingerbread man years ago. In any case, this week I discovered that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[14,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christmas","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7593"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7593\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7594,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7593\/revisions\/7594"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}