{"id":8055,"date":"2019-03-17T17:46:00","date_gmt":"2019-03-18T00:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=8055"},"modified":"2020-03-16T16:40:14","modified_gmt":"2020-03-16T23:40:14","slug":"operation-disgruntled-leprechaun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2019\/03\/17\/operation-disgruntled-leprechaun\/","title":{"rendered":"Operation Disgruntled Leprechaun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh man, we\u2019ve all been there: You\u2019re psyched up to bite into a delicious chocolate chip cookie, only to discover\u2014raisins!! It\u2019s not that they\u2019re objectively bad, just that they\u2019re not what was promised. Our expressive man Henry does not take such things lightly\u2014to say the least. Behold\u2026 The Taste of BETRAYAL! &#x1f61d;&#x2618;&#xfe0f; (Happily <a href=\"https:\/\/photos.app.goo.gl\/CZ1z9FMNW1EC3Ze97\">he recovered quickly<\/a>. Happy St. Pat\u2019s to you &amp; yours!)<\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"https:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/sdk.js#xfbml=1&amp;version=v3.2\" async=\"\" defer=\"defer\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><\/p>\n<div class=\"fb-post\" data-href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jnack\/posts\/10156183957947525\" data-width=\"530\" data-show-text=\"true\">\n<blockquote class=\"fb-xfbml-parse-ignore\" cite=\"https:\/\/developers.facebook.com\/jnack\/posts\/10156183957947525\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/developers.facebook.com\/jnack\/posts\/10156183957947525\">Saturday, March 16, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh man, we\u2019ve all been there: You\u2019re psyched up to bite into a delicious chocolate chip cookie, only to discover\u2014raisins!! It\u2019s not that they\u2019re objectively bad, just that they\u2019re not what was promised. Our expressive man Henry does not take such things lightly\u2014to say the least. Behold\u2026 The Taste of BETRAYAL! &#x1f61d;&#x2618;&#xfe0f; (Happily he recovered [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[3,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","category-st-patricks-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8055"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8055\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8056,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8055\/revisions\/8056"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}