{"id":822,"date":"2010-03-06T14:48:41","date_gmt":"2010-03-06T22:48:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=822"},"modified":"2010-03-06T20:17:09","modified_gmt":"2010-03-07T04:17:09","slug":"aerial-hijinks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2010\/03\/06\/aerial-hijinks\/","title":{"rendered":"Aerial Hijinks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/ladder.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-826\" title=\"ladder\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/ladder.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"176\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>We&#8217;re all still coming down from our Thomas-cake-induced sugar crash, so we&#8217;ve been a little slow in sharing photos and news. \u00a0I know, I know: thinking that taking three days off from a family blog constitutes being &#8220;slow&#8221; is more than a little warped. \u00a0We do have a backlog of some fun pics and videos, though, so look for those soon.<\/p>\n<p>This morning Mom-O headed out for Pilates plus a haircut, leaving me to manage both lads&#8211;including getting Henry down for his nap. \u00a0I&#8217;d been weirdly psyched out about that task, but happily, he was a dream about the whole thing.<\/p>\n<p>Afterwards, Finn and I headed outside to climb up a full-size ladder, among other things. \u00a0Yes, that <em>does<\/em> sound like an unbelievably awful idea, but I was holding onto\/following him the whole time. \u00a0Finn, carrying his plastic crescent wrench, was &#8220;Handyman&#8221; and dubbed me &#8220;helper.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Handyman climbing up to the clouds!,&#8221;<\/em> he announced.<\/p>\n<p>Soon we were having fun with letters &amp; wordplay. \u00a0Pointing to the name of the ladder with me looking over his shoulder, Finn remarked, &#8220;Bunch of letters right there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yep,&#8221; I said, &#8220;W-E-R-N-E-R. \u00a0That spells &#8216;Werner.&#8217; \u00a0Or maybe,&#8221; I said, cueing up an over-the-top German accent, &#8220;it&#8217;s &#8216;<em>Vurh-ner<\/em>.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No!&#8221; said Finn. &#8220;Not Vurhner! \u00a0Dad-O say the wrong thing!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Dad-O said the wrong thing??&#8221; I asked, kind of taken aback.<br \/>\n&#8220;Uh-huh.&#8221; \u00a0Then he turned to look at me slyly and said, &#8220;<em>Vurhner<\/em>.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Vurhner?&#8221; I repeated.<br \/>\n&#8220;No, no Vurhner,&#8221; he said, turning away again. &#8220;Finny no say the wrong thing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And thus concludes today&#8217;s performance of Nack Family Aerial Playhouse. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re all still coming down from our Thomas-cake-induced sugar crash, so we&#8217;ve been a little slow in sharing photos and news. \u00a0I know, I know: thinking that taking three days off from a family blog constitutes being &#8220;slow&#8221; is more than a little warped. \u00a0We do have a backlog of some fun pics and videos, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=822"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":831,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822\/revisions\/831"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}