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Happy Father’s Day, Finnegan-style

“Dad-O, this is me, thinking of you,” says Finn. Aw shucksβ€”is this a great first homemade card or what? πŸ™‚

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Offbeat Monologues in the Dark

For some reason a couple of months ago, Finn decided that once a month, Mom-O should do a sleepover in his room (cuddling with him all night). Never one to be left out, Henry decided that he should get a similar arrangement with Dad-O, and thus on Monday night we each headed to one of the dudes’ rooms.

Henry persuaded me quite foolishly to agree to stay in his room after I tucked him in, doing “homework” on my laptop in the lower bunk. Even after I shut its lid, he was so jazzed about my presence that he couldn’t stop monologuing into the darkness. Later I jotted down some of his bizarre utterances:


  • Dad-O, why do you love Manti Te’o so much?
  • I love Manti Te’o, too. We all do, ’cause we’re Irish people.
  • [singing] I just haaate my daaad doing home-worrrrk
  • Your computer keeps winking at me!
  • When do construction workers build volcanoes?
  • Lava & magma are cousins.
  • Sometimes when smoke detectors get dusty, they freak out.
  • I’m playing tricks with that light [crossing his eyes]. Do you see??
  • Air conditioning sprays out ghosts.

And so on, and on, for hours. I was of course tired, trapped, and frustrated (just go to bed, Goonie!!). And yet I finally just laid back & resolve to enjoy the ride. We won’t have the wee man just like this for long. πŸ™‚

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If the Micronaxx sported jewelry…

…it just might look like this. πŸ™‚ Their desire for cheese sandwiches knows no bounds. Margot thinks they should start a tiny, orange-bandana-sporting gang, throwin’ cheese-signs and getting into scuffles with rival preschoolers (the Colbys vs. the Muensters, etc.).

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Aquaman Jr.

Watch your back, Esther Williams. πŸ™‚

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Heinstein

Comrades in silliness. πŸ™‚

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Kindergarten-bound!

Well, our first (pseudo)academic milestone has come and gone. Our man Finny “graduated” from preschool last week, and is now officially on his way to Kindergarten in the fall. The Maestras at Pasitos put on a really fun little ceremony and potluck dinner for the graduates and families. All the kids got to make gold cardboard mortarboards and decorate them, and they each got to walk up and receive a little certificate while the Maestras said something nice about them. It was very cute and Finny was very proud. At the end, all the kids and Maestras danced to “Guantanamera.”

Henry, on the other hand, had a complete and utter meltdown just before the ceremony started. Tons of shrieking and crying to the state of hyperventilation. (Of course, this happened front and center next to all the waiting families…) “No one is paying attention to me, Mom-o! No one is playing with me! Why don’t I get a present?” I think we finally got a big ol’ glimpse of sibling jealousy. I got him calmed down enough with a little lap time, and then he was off riding a tricycle behind the ceremony until it was finished and the rest of the kids could play.

Here’s a gallery of the afternoon’s proceedings, including a fantastic surprise visit by some Mexican heritage dancers in full costume. As Henry noted: “Mom-o, they’re not wearing pants, or shoes and socks..or shirts!” But they had some mighty cool feathered headdresses and rattles on their ankles.

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Legcicle

May I interest you in a refreshing, ice-cold Lego on this warm day? πŸ™‚

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Essential camping provision: Two hams

Henry being the young king of the goofballs. πŸ™‚

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Jammin’

As Margot likes to note, Henry loves physical comedy & inciting his brother. Here those two great tastes go great together, with the big guy inspecting the little one for toe jam:

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Lizard Kings

Behold, Finnster & Dad-O tame the snake rollercoaster at Gilroy Gardens. πŸ™‚

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Recent silliness

Finny enjoys an ice cream-induced “brain freeze”:

Henry attends the Preschool of Rock:

Hans & Franz, The Next Generation:

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Snuggleando

Oh, hello there. πŸ™‚

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A new perspective on gardening

Why hello there, Henry. πŸ™‚

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Porch Luncheon

Will there come a time when the sight of any construction activity doesn’t hold our boys in its total thrall? Yeah, and much sooner than we’d like, I’m sure. For now, though, they remain transfixed by things like our neighbors Long & Suzanne getting a new lawn put in. It provided a whole weekend’s worth of entertainment, as you can glimpse below:

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Al Smith


This past Sunday, the four of us headed out to Santa Cruz to experience something called “Al Smith Day” at the Swanton Pacific Ranch. Our acquaintance from the San Jose History Park, Motorman Erik, hipped us to this special event. Once a year, the Swanton Pacific Railroad, which runs through the ranch (both owned by Cal Poly University), is opened to the public for train rides, tours, live music, and BBQ. As soon as Erik told us about it, we knew we couldn’t pass it up. (Turns out Al Smith is the Cal Poly alum who gave the ranch to the school & created the railroad.)

The train & tracks are small-scale, like what you’d expect in a mine. They have both steam and diesel engines at work, and have built a really cute little yellow train station where you board. Cal Poly’s got a very active group of train enthusiasts who refurbish engines, and maintain the cars, roundhouse, and sheds. These guys range in age from 13 to late 80’s. They were all happy to talk our ears off about the various engines, track machinery, and assorted gear. Needless to say, the boys were fascinated. We spent lots of time in the round house checking things out (including a tiny ore car!) before heading out on the actual train ride.

Finn and Henry had a blast playing “conductor” and “snack man” in our little enclosed car during the ride. After the ride, we watched some guys from the Cal Poly logging program chop wood with various sharp implements. We also toured some parked full-scale cabooses, listened to the live bluegrass music, and enjoyed our BBQ in the beautiful sunshine. It was a great day, and we were thrilled to get in on the secret! Here’s a little gallery of our train-tastic adventure.

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Battle of Wills: Gazebo Edition

Oh man… Finny loves to harass me when I try to use my computer, phone, or iPad when he’s around (because, naturally, I should be giving him my strict attention 100% of the time!). This weekend, instead of whining, he took a craftier approach.

Knowing that we’re proud when the boys read letters and numbers aloud, he started reciting the long (and deliberately silly) string of digits printed on the lid of my computer. By the time I captured the video below, he’d already repeated them over and over for minutes on end:

Soon enough I cried “uncle!” (or was it “son!”) and shut my laptop. You win this round, blondie. πŸ˜‰

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Aquanaxx!

Saturday unfortunately marked the guys’ last swim lessons with their instructors at the San Jose State Aquatic Center. We signed up for a 4-week session, and were hoping to sign up again, but it sounds like the pool will be closed this summer for repairs.

You’ll see from the pictures that Finny has been making great strides on learning what to do with his legs and arms, putting his head underwater, doing some assisted floating, and generally enjoying himself in the pool. I think he’s going to be quite the little fish!

And our Henry has made strides in his own way…meaning that once he actually gets in the pool, he usually has a good time. It’s the getting in that takes forever and meets with a lot of resistance. He is incredibly slow to warm up to getting into the pool – he hems and haws and stalls to no end, and he usually needs a lot of cajoling from us and/or his super-nice instructor Kiyomi.

This week we showed up 20 minutes early to get Henry warmed up and in the water so we didn’t have to waste a bunch of his lesson time doing it. I sat with him on the edge of the pool, we stuck our feet in, we stood on the step, we splashed around a little, and I even got him to step down so most of his legs were in the water by the time Kiyomi came over. I figured he was ready to go, so when she came, I left to go use the ladies’ room. When I came out of the bathroom, I witnessed a hilarious low-speed chase, with Henry trying to outwalk Kiyomi around the edge of the pool, and Kiyomi trying to catch him and convince him to get back into the water. Henry kept looking over his shoulder and sped up a bit, heading for my lounge chair. He tried to hide behind it, then decided he would drag the chair behind him in an effort to convince us he would be happy just sitting in the chair near the pool. I laughed and redirected him back towards Kiyomi, who got him back into the pool in short order, where he proceeded to have a great time during his lesson.

Here’s the gallery of the guys in action.

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Three Amigos

Here’s wishing a very happy fifth birthday to our pal Cyrus Wiggin! (And yes, Cyrus, Dad-O is wondering whether he can come over and play with the cool Iron Man Lego we got you. ;-))

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Camera Men

I’m pleased to announce that the Finnster officially takes after his parents, and particularly his old man, in really liking to snap photos! I came across one of my old iPhones, and he now loves snapping shots of random things (e.g. an extreme close-up of unsuspecting Henry; bikini-clad mannequins at the mall). The only downside is that, like me, he now brings walks to an abrupt halt, pausing out of the blue to line up a shot. Hoisted by my own petard! πŸ™‚

I’ll try to share some Finnyfotos soon. Meanwhile, here you can see him showing Henry around Dad-O’s big cam. As my friend Scott Valentine captioned it, “And the peanut butter goes riiiight here…”!

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Golden Gardener

I asked Henry to quote me his hourly rate. “Sixty bucks!” he replied. In fairness, it’s not every 3-year-old who can confidently manhandle a length of fence like that. πŸ˜‰