Awesome parenting technique:
- Take dudes to In-n-Out Burger.
- Take their calorie-amped little bods to Lowe’s to burn off energy.
- Delight them by buying four bucks’ worth of “treats” (e.g. paint funnel, bucket).
Witness the results!
“Punch it, Dad-O!”

“Watch That Child”? I’d rather not. :-p

Portrait of Hannibal Lecter as a Young Man.

No tears in a bucket…
