Micronaxx The adventures of Finn & Henry

15Apr/080

What’s that we’re stepping in?

Associated Press, 11pm Pacific: A new Gallup/Zogby International poll of a random sampling of grown-ups at 983 Delmas Ave. reveals that those cold puddles on the floor are suspected to be:

  • 83% Finnpuke (dribbling from shoulders to carpet)
  • 9% water from a pan used to heat bottles (for use by D.A.N.C., the Dad Auxiliary Nursing Corps)
  • 6% Margot's blood, having rammed her foot into exercise equipment in the dark, screamed, and sprung a leak
  • 5% Finnscat/-pee (the less said on this one, the better)

Yes, it's been a long evening...

Posted by The Nack Daddy

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