Micronaxx The adventures of Finn & Henry

13Mar/121

Transient Witticisms: Hen-speak

  • Henry's jealous of Finn's March birthday.
    H: "I don't want July! I want a different month!"
    Me: "Like what?"
    H: "Um... San Francisco!"
  • Henry sees the globe on Continental planes: "Those are raccoon airplanes. They have stripey tails!"
  • Hen channels his mom: Rolling on the floor he says, "My back is hurting. I'm doing exercises." And then, "My back wants truck videos!"
  • Henry's learning "sorry."
    H: "Sorry I puked all over, Dad-O."
    Me: "Oh, you don't have to be sorry, bud."
    H: "Sorry I apologized."
  • "What are *these*, Dad-O?" asks Henry, fingering my forehead wrinkles. Been asking myself that, son.
  • On speakerphone the conf. call system says, "Press the pound key."
    "Press the palm tree!" grins Henry. "Robot lady said it!"
  • "It's not Christmas anymore, Mad Birds," declares Henry. "Take off your party helmets!"

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  1. These are priceless!


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