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18Dec/120

The Darn Cohaagens

Brutalizing!
Brutalando!
Brutalini!

A few months ago, the boys started smothering me in blankets. Maybe it was the lack of oxygen to my brain, but I thought of an Arnold Schwarzenegger line in Total Recall: "Come on, Cohaagen [the villain], you have what you want, now give the people air!!"β€”or as people like to render his accent, "Give deez people ehyar!!" From inside the stifling blanket pile I blurted out (in cheesy accent), "Come on, you little Cohaagens, give the Dad-O air!!" Man was that a hit!

Ever since then, the lads have been requesting "brutalizing" (or as they Spanglify it, "brutalando," or in faux-Italian, "brutalini"), insisting that they be the Darn Cohaagens while I play Ahnuld. I try to get into the bathroom to turn on the fan (y'know, to give deez people ehyar), and they race around turning it off, then re-burying me in blankets. Ja, good times! πŸ™‚

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