Micronaxx The adventures of Finn & Henry


Transient Witticisms: The United Steaks of Apostles

  • Food:
    • "Dad-O, I wish we lived in the United Steaks," declares Finn. "Leo & I just *looove* meat!"
    • "Dad-O, I don't like McDonald's pickles."
      "But you like other pickles, right?"
      "Yeah, but McDonald's pickles are made in China."
    • Margot: (squeezing Henry's toes) "This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home."
      Henry: "No he didn't!"
      Margot: "He didn't? What did he do?"
      Henry: "He went to Mojo Burger! And this one went to the pizza place!"
  • Hair:
    • "My hair got in my eyes, Dad-O," reported shaggy Finn, "but I just put Leo on my head [he demonstrates]. He's my hair clip!"
    • Finn, trying to stall bedtime: "Dad-O, here's a deal: go cut off your whiskers & do your homework, then come back and cuddle with me."
  • Science:
    • Halloween fun with the tots: Margot: "What if grandma & grandpa were ghosts?" Henry: "Nooo! They have to be humans! (Silly Mom-O.)"
    • Morning science questions: Finn: "Dad-O, why is Santa octurnal?"
      Henry: "Yeah, like bats & owls & apostles?"

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