The Germans have a treacherous racetrack they’ve dubbed “The Green Hell.” I wouldn’t go that far in describing last Saturday’s festivities, but there were moments when, as somewhere between 12 & 15 4-to-6-year-olds simultaneously tried to asphyxiate me, I thought, “Wow, I wish I were wearing a GoPro so that other people can see what it looks like to die this way.” 😛 Check me out (if you can even somehow see me) at the bottom of a tot-pile at our friends Jake & Shay’s annual St. Paddy’s party:
