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Funny Finny

Observing me lingering at home instead of hopping on my bike the other day, Finn asked, “Hey Dad, can I call you ‘Dingleberry,’ because I notice you keep hanging around.” :-p NewImage

The boy has been on a tear lately, working on puns for his classmate & periodically disappearing into his room to write jokes that he emerges to test out on us. Some recent faves:

  • “What kind of school does a Toyota go to? Prius-school.”
  • “What do you call an otter that’s in the movies? Harry Otter.”
  • “What did the guy say when he was flying around on a magic broom? ‘This really sweeps me off my feet.’”
  • “What did the chef use up on his new rolling pin? All his dough.”
  • “What state does the Easter Bunny live in? Egguador.”

Thank you, he’ll be here all week! 🙂

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